Archive for January, 2009

Return of the Napkin Duck

It’s that time of the month again! A new Napkin Duck

January 31, 2009 · ScottSpork · One Comment
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Camels and their bees

Everyone thinks they know what’s inside of a camel’s hump. Some people say it’s fat, other people say it’s water. They’re both wrong.

It’s bee hives.

Camel's milk (Not to scale)

Camel's milk (Not to Scale)

You see, camels do not lactate milk, like normal mammals. They lactate bees. Camels have formed a symbiotic relationship with bees. The bees live in the camel’s hump and provide the camels with honey and wax (because camels are also candle aficionados… camel candles

January 28, 2009 · ScottSpork · One Comment
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F.E.A.R 2

So, I’ve been playing the F.E.A.R 2 demo recently. It is stelllar, I must say. I submit a single screenshot as evidence:

F.E.A.R 2

FTW now stands for F.E.A.R Totally Wins

Ok, one more:

We're going to need a lot more bleach...

We're going to need a lot more bleach...

Ok… I lied. One more!

I managed to shoot out all of his blood!

I managed to shoot out all of his blood!

January 25, 2009 · ScottSpork · One Comment
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Philipe the Bat

Phillipe The Bat

This is Philipe. He’s one of our team’s mascots at work. His brother is not shown here (but the resemblance is uncanny).

January 24, 2009 · ScottSpork · One Comment
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Permanent Marker Duck

I felt it neccessary to draw another Permanent Marker Duck

January 23, 2009 · ScottSpork · No Comments
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Napkin Duck

January 23, 2009 · ScottSpork · No Comments
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Yellow Lights

So, I was driving home today and I saw a yellow light. It struck me that yellow lights will most likely have to be replaced infrequently since they are on for a fraction of the time.

January 22, 2009 · ScottSpork · No Comments
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