Archive for May, 2008
So…
I come home from work today, and I see a package on my doorstep. I’m not expecting anything (my remote control fart machine and fake poop arrived yesterday). I look at the return label on the package to try to decipher what it could be.
It’s a bit blurry, but it says:
Mrs. Doris Floribunda’s
Agricultural Emporium
Street of Cunning Artificers
Ankh Morpork
Excellent!
I open it and inside I find the following:
and two of these:
The slip reads:
Glorious 25th of May
And those who died defending our rights to:
Truth, Justice, Freedom, Reasonably Priced Love
And
A Hard-Boiled Egg
We remember:
Horace Nancyball
Billy Wiglet
Reginald Shoe
Cecil “Snouty” Clapman
Dai Dickins
And
Sergeant-At-Arms John Keel
In case you are wondering what this is all about, read Night Watch.
May 25th is also towel day.
May 21, 2008
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